As if last season's getaway to the Island of Crazy was not bad enough Luanne and Sonja decide to hatch a plot to get all the girls together and go to a far away place like Morocco. I love how Luanne made it seem like she was treating everyone even though it was an obvious ploy by Bravo to stir up trouble amongst the wives. But before they go abroad the brunettes had a party at Canyon Ranch while the blondes went to a cosmetic doctor to access their body parts.Cindy was a great hostess and the ladies let their hair down and were truly honest as they had their "Kumbaya" moment during an exercise beating an African drum.
Kelly actually had a breakthrough moment as she revealed that she had been abused by her partners in the past. She actually had the brains to originally decide that she did not want to go on an extended trip that for sure will lead to more conflict.
Taking a cue from the Countess here is my advice. Luanne, stop giving advice to everyone. We know you became a countess and may have some etiquette but girl you were a nurse from Ct. before you met The Count. Ramona , give the pinot grigio a break or else your friends are going to stage an intervention and put you in rehab. One does not open their own bottle of wine at a charity event. If you travel to Morocco you will not get kidnapped into a harem.Kelly , good job but you should have stuck to your guns and not get involved with the craziness of a trip with
the ladies. Alex , maybe if you washed your makeup off at night you would not end up with so many blemishes on your skin. Lose the grey eyeshadow too.Special props to Alex for calling Luanne a "thug in a cocktail dress." Sonja, you may want to wear underwear every now and then. You are not the sex goddess you think you are. Look in the mirror . The nymphomaniac act looks really desperate especially in front of the gay boys.Who needs a toaster oven cookbook? Jill , stop having friends wage your battles for you. Cindy , keep doing what you are doing. You are by far the coolest of the wives in my book.
Are you ready to see Sex and The City 2 again ? I mean RHONY in Morocco. I don't know if I am but together we shall see.
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